The Pretzel Wank

Origin: Australian

Meaning:

Using your dominate masturbating hand put behind your back. Squat down and place your hand under and between your thighs. Reach up and pull on that little fella until you cum.

Used in a sentence:

I wasn’t in the mood for yoga last night, so I stretched out and had a pretzel wank.”

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